Speaking of snakes, up in New Hampshire, they have beer snakes. This fair-skinned lad appears to have wrangled a very fine specimen into his trunks. Hopefully he didn’t let it slither into his little grump hole. My dad and I used to go to a similar pond and play chubby junny at night fall. Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you #boof. Sayonara, dads!
What can I say about this photo? These guys sent this in from the Snake River in Buttcrack, Colorado. Where are all the snakes, bros? Looks like a normal water river to me. Keep it up. #America #VegansUnited
Well what do ya know? Two smokin’ hot pups enjoying some suds down their brand new JC Penny night gowns. Not the first time I’ve seen it, and it sure as dads won’t be the last. We look forward to more photos from Team Pup N’ Suds in the near future.
P.s. if either of you are interested in some casual smooching let us know…
Email Submission: “One small step for America and one giant leap with beer in my pants.”
This picture was sent in by a couple of sickos that hail from Lake Lure, North Carolina. This pic has the three main elements to having a #grat time on a hot summer day- an American Flag, a structure to do sweet jumps off of, and ice cold ludes in the fucking pants. I’m getting a chubby just looking at it. Looks like a little slice of Americana. When I think of that James Taylor song, this is where my mind roams to. (And my hand always seems to end up in my pants when I snap out of it.) A giant leap for beersinthepants, for sure. You made us proud, and you also have made our johnsons rock hard. Now, hurry up and get in that water. Who doesn’t like a little #LakeInThePants?? Ok, ya, maybe that’s a long shot. I should probably go hit the showers.
Well how’s about that huh? Kegs in the pants. Boom. Thats right. There is a keg in that boy’s purple shorts. This is how progression works people. Can’t stop won’t stop. Sky’s the limit.
Photo of the Year?
Well frank me sideways and call me Madea! I fully believe that this picture should and will be famous. I mean people need to see this shit. Its powerful. This picture could end wars. It could end global warming and Irritable Bowel Syndrome alike….(and I sincerely hope that it does because I’ve been suffering through some extremely sweaty and irritable dumps as of late) But thats besides the point. Share this picture with your friends and dads and help us end war? Yeah. I think thats what I’m trying to say.
Summer nights. After the bars get out. Me and my friends do the exact same thing! Hang on telephone wires and pour beers down eachothers cargo shorts. Who knew?
…That’s also one of the foamiest groins i’ve seen in a long while, so I want to thank you guys for that too.
Pickles, Pools, Beaches & Boners
Some of the best Summer Pours to date. Keep em coming you sickos.