Pouring beer down your trunks at the beach. Classic. Almost as classic as post-Arby’s diarrhea. Sog your Hog.
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There’s nothing better than pouring beer in your boardshorts. Well, except for mucking barn. But that’s a given.
The Beach Shed Double Daddy Pour. Welcome to Maine bitch. Ahhh, the great season of barn is here to stay.
Look at the exuberance. The pure joy. Utter excitement and jubilation in full display right in front of our hungry eyes. Ohhhh can’t you feel it! Ohhhh can’t you just taste it? Barn Season is upon us, and with it, BeersinthePants season hath returned as well! So crack open a bottle, crack open a can, loosen your belt and take your free hand, pull out your waist and pour in the beer, soggy your undies, and let out a cheer, “It’s BeersinthePants season!…I hope you don’t mind my dad being here.”
No rules. Especially if you are homeless.
I haven’t chubbed up this hard due to a guy covered in mud since Forest Gump…
Wait…What?…Yeah, America.
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I’m gonna go ahead and name this pour the Double Stack. This is a phenomenal display of teamwork, athleticism, and creativity. It’s inspirational. These guys asked to remain anonymous, but let me tell you something. They’re out in the Bay Area, and they’re doing big things. I’m going back to Cali strictly for the weather, women, and the soggy undies.
To the kid in the back wearing the orange shirt; That shirt is so awesome. If you aren’t on TV already, look into it. You don’t even need to act, you could just be yourself and wear that shirt. We want to see a picture of you pouring a beer in your pants, while wearing that shirt.
“Beers in the pants at Talladega Superspeedway”
This video was sent in by a bunch of savages from the University of Alabama. No better way to pregame a NASCAR event than pouring a beer down your pants. Except maybe for feeling up your sister, but I think that’s frowned upon nowadays. Roll tide. Harvey Updyke Jr. is my hero.
Segway Pours
This just looks awesome. Riding segways, drinking beers, pouring them down your pants, classic style. Kind of reminds me of the time my dad got a DUI on our riding mower. I’ll never forget what he said to the cop, “Excuse me officer, but I have a guest pass for the Ida Lewis Yacht Club, so why don’t you go fuck yourself.” Not totally sure what that had to do with anything, but who cares. Stay soggy everyone, summer is right around the corner….