Email Submission: “This one is called ‘levels’. From Santa Clara University.”

Grade: A-

Sorry for the lack of posts recently. Our dad caught us peeking at his new girlfriend in the shower and he changed the internet password. I know, dude’s a real doucher huh? Well we’re glad to be back, and our mailbox has been stacking up a bunch of submissions. This one here comes from Santa Clara University, where rules are non-existent, the junny bunnies have no morals, and where my Uncle Charlie once fed a guy poop on a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger. This picture exemplifies what beersinthepants is all about- sunshine, chayin’ with your fucking bros, and drinking  bud light smoothies. Levels, huh? I like it. Now all you guys need are a few barns to muck and you’ll have an unreal time on your hands. Let’s all go get fucking Guido wasted tonight.