Email Submission: “This one is called ‘levels’. From Santa Clara University.”
Sorry for the lack of posts recently. Our dad caught us peeking at his new girlfriend in the shower and he changed the internet password. I know, dude’s a real doucher huh? Well we’re glad to be back, and our mailbox has been stacking up a bunch of submissions. This one here comes from Santa Clara University, where rules are non-existent, the junny bunnies have no morals, and where my Uncle Charlie once fed a guy poop on a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger. This picture exemplifies what beersinthepants is all about- sunshine, chayin’ with your fucking bros, and drinking bud light smoothies. Levels, huh? I like it. Now all you guys need are a few barns to muck and you’ll have an unreal time on your hands. Let’s all go get fucking Guido wasted tonight.