Email Submission: “One small step for America and one giant leap with beer in my pants.”
This picture was sent in by a couple of sickos that hail from Lake Lure, North Carolina. This pic has the three main elements to having a #grat time on a hot summer day- an American Flag, a structure to do sweet jumps off of, and ice cold ludes in the fucking pants. I’m getting a chubby just looking at it. Looks like a little slice of Americana. When I think of that James Taylor song, this is where my mind roams to. (And my hand always seems to end up in my pants when I snap out of it.) A giant leap for beersinthepants, for sure. You made us proud, and you also have made our johnsons rock hard. Now, hurry up and get in that water. Who doesn’t like a little #LakeInThePants?? Ok, ya, maybe that’s a long shot. I should probably go hit the showers.