BeersInThePants

Pitbull sent this pic in from the 305, love the stunna shades.

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:01:58 -0400

Pitbull sent this pic in from the 305, love the stunna shades.

Speaking of snakes, up in New Hampshire, they have beer snakes....

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:28:31 -0400

Speaking of snakes, up in New Hampshire, they have beer snakes. This fair-skinned lad appears to have wrangled a very fine specimen into his trunks. Hopefully he didn’t let it slither into his little grump hole. My dad and I used to go to a similar pond and play chubby junny at night fall. Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you #boof. Sayonara, dads!

What can I say about this photo? These guys sent this in from...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:57:44 -0400

What can I say about this photo? These guys sent this in from the Snake River in Buttcrack, Colorado. Where are all the snakes, bros? Looks like a normal water river to me. Keep it up. #America #VegansUnited

Well what do ya know? Two smokin’ hot pups enjoying some...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:26:47 -0400

Well what do ya know? Two smokin’ hot pups enjoying some suds down their brand new JC Penny night gowns. Not the first time I’ve seen it, and it sure as dads won’t be the last. We look forward to more photos from Team Pup N’ Suds in the near future.

P.s. if either of you are interested in some casual smooching let us know…

Email Submission: “One small step for America and one...

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:53:01 -0400

Email Submission: “One small step for America and one giant leap with beer in my pants.”

Grade:A

This picture was sent in by a couple of sickos that hail from Lake Lure, North Carolina. This pic has the three main elements to having a #grat time on a hot summer day- an American Flag, a structure to do sweet jumps off of, and ice cold ludes in the fucking pants. I’m getting a chubby just looking at it. Looks like a little slice of Americana. When I think of that James Taylor song, this is where my mind roams to. (And my hand always seems to end up in my pants when I snap out of it.) A giant leap for beersinthepants, for sure. You made us proud, and you also have made our johnsons rock hard. Now, hurry up and get in that water. Who doesn’t like a little #LakeInThePants?? Ok, ya, maybe that’s a long shot. I should probably go hit the showers.

Well how’s about that huh? Kegs in the pants. Boom. Thats...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:34:00 -0400

Well how’s about that huh? Kegs in the pants. Boom. Thats right. There is a keg in that boy’s purple shorts. This is how progression works people. Can’t stop won’t stop. Sky’s the limit.

Photo of the Year? Well frank me sideways and call me Madea! I...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 12:46:26 -0400

Photo of the Year?

Well frank me sideways and call me Madea! I fully believe that this picture should and will be famous. I mean people need to see this shit. Its powerful. This picture could end wars. It could end global warming and Irritable Bowel Syndrome alike….(and I sincerely hope that it does because I’ve been suffering through some extremely sweaty and irritable dumps as of late) But thats besides the point. Share this picture with your friends and dads and help us end war? Yeah. I think thats what I’m trying to say.

Summer nights. After the bars get out. Me and my friends do the...

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 22:49:28 -0400

Summer nights. After the bars get out. Me and my friends do the exact same thing! Hang on telephone wires and pour beers down eachothers cargo shorts. Who knew?

…That’s also one of the foamiest groins i’ve seen in a long while, so I want to thank you guys for that too.

Holy Shit. Somebody just sent us this… DADS!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 19:28:04 -0400

Holy Shit. Somebody just sent us this…

DADS!!!!!!!!!!

Pickles, Pools, Beaches & Boners Some of the best Summer...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 13:59:40 -0400

Pickles, Pools, Beaches & Boners

Some of the best Summer Pours to date. Keep em coming you sickos.

Email Submission: “This one is called...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:12:45 -0400

Email Submission: “This one is called ‘levels’. From Santa Clara University.”

Grade: A-

Sorry for the lack of posts recently. Our dad caught us peeking at his new girlfriend in the shower and he changed the internet password. I know, dude’s a real doucher huh? Well we’re glad to be back, and our mailbox has been stacking up a bunch of submissions. This one here comes from Santa Clara University, where rules are non-existent, the junny bunnies have no morals, and where my Uncle Charlie once fed a guy poop on a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger. This picture exemplifies what beersinthepants is all about- sunshine, chayin’ with your fucking bros, and drinking bud light smoothies. Levels, huh? I like it. Now all you guys need are a few barns to muck and you’ll have an unreal time on your hands. Let’s all go get fucking Guido wasted tonight.

FROM @tucker_kyle: “ACK Figawi 2012” GRADE:...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:15:00 -0400

FROM @tucker_kyle: “ACK Figawi 2012”

GRADE: B

COMMENTS: I love the form. I love the setup. I love the commitment and the excitement. I love the sunkissed skins, the belt, and the Patagonia. The smiles. The laughs. The boobs! Would you just look at those frankies? Ahhh I just love it all, and I can’t wait to see all of these things again come the 4th of Franky, when me and the crew (my dads) hit up Ack City, Utah for a short vacation of binge drinking, alcohol and sun poisoning, illegal drugs, and Bucknell chicks.

Only 30 more days. The countdown begins!

FROM: @RealDickLewis GRADE: A COMMENTS: This is really gnarly....

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 18:56:56 -0400

FROM: @RealDickLewis

GRADE: A

COMMENTS: This is really gnarly. You have two BL smoothies crammed down your shorts. You’re smokin some dank as piffy lube like an OG dad. And not to mention you got that boat behind you to hover out of the water, which is pretty cool too. We support everything you’re doing here. Don’t stop get it get it.

Pouring beer down your trunks at the beach. Classic. Almost as...

Thu, 31 May 2012 16:38:24 -0400

Pouring beer down your trunks at the beach. Classic. Almost as classic as post-Arby’s diarrhea. Sog your Hog.

Oh yes we diddddd!!!!!!! Get your new BeersinthePants...

Wed, 30 May 2012 00:50:01 -0400

Oh yes we diddddd!!!!!!!

Get your new BeersinthePants T-Shirt/Hoodie at

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email submission: “beers in the pants at the...

Sun, 27 May 2012 10:39:00 -0400

email submission: “beers in the pants at the beach!”

There’s nothing better than pouring beer in your boardshorts. Well, except for mucking barn. But that’s a given.

The Beach Shed Double Daddy Pour. Welcome to Maine bitch. Ahhh,...

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:59:29 -0400

The Beach Shed Double Daddy Pour. Welcome to Maine bitch. Ahhh, the great season of barn is here to stay.

Look at the exuberance. The pure joy. Utter excitement and...

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:02:18 -0400

Look at the exuberance. The pure joy. Utter excitement and jubilation in full display right in front of our hungry eyes. Ohhhh can’t you feel it! Ohhhh can’t you just taste it? Barn Season is upon us, and with it, BeersinthePants season hath returned as well! So crack open a bottle, crack open a can, loosen your belt and take your free hand, pull out your waist and pour in the beer, soggy your undies, and let out a cheer, “It’s BeersinthePants season!…I hope you don’t mind my dad being here.”

No rules. Especially if you are homeless.

Sun, 20 May 2012 20:52:45 -0400

No rules. Especially if you are homeless.

I haven’t chubbed up this hard due to a guy covered in mud...

Sun, 20 May 2012 12:20:06 -0400

I haven’t chubbed up this hard due to a guy covered in mud since Forest Gump…

Wait…What?…Yeah, America.